🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT💥🚨: SoftBank just swooped in like that friend who shows up at the party with a Netflix login and a pizza—our hero! 🍕✨ Apparently they’ve bought *the* Ohio Foxconn factory (you know, the one that was supposed to make EVs but instead will be making AI servers? 🤖⚡️). Meanwhile, we’re all just here like *this is fine* 🔥💩. So, in a plot twist nobody asked for, Foxconn goes from “Chevy Cruze on the prowl” to “AI servers are the new black.” Talk about an upgrade—even tech companies are in their ‘glow up’ era, fam. Foxconn must be vibin’ hard, like, “We were asking for love, but we got *AI dawg*. COPE.” 😂 “Yeah, we totally meant to make electric vehicles... it was part of our *bold* plan,” mumbled some random Foxconn dev, probably while scrolling through sad memes. 😢📉 But here’s the real tea ☕️: as SoftBank rolls in and turns this factory into a silicon paradise, one can’t help but predict in 5 years we’ll either have the smartest toaster alive or an AI that wants to eat your soul. 🤡💀 Stay tuned, fam, ‘cause it’s about to get wild! #Stonks 🤯