🤖💰🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, tech nerds! SoftBank is about to dive into the robot rave with ABB’s robotics biz! 💃💀💵 For a *whopping* $5.38 billion (I know, stonks 🤑💥), they’re snagging ABB’s robotic arm-raising $2.3 billion last year! 💪🤖 But let’s be real here: SoftBank’s like that kid in class who keeps shouting “I got money!” but spends it on arcade tokens instead of textbooks. 🤡💸 You seriously telling me we’re waiting until mid-to-late 2026 for this deal to close? That’s like waiting for your crush to text you back after an awkward date—just cringe! 😬📅 “Honestly, my dev team is just vibing to ‘This is Fine’ in the corner,” one leaked developer quote rumbles. “Robots are taking over, and we’re still on 2023’s TikTok trends.” 🚀✨ What does this mean for us, you ask? Let’s be clear: in 2026, we’ll all probably be getting our groceries delivered by AI overlords with better social skills than most of us! 🤖💅 So, buy your robot arm pillow pets NOW because it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🔥 Prediction: by 2030, your robot toaster will be asking you for relationship advice. 🤯💔 #RoastMeSoftBank #RobotLoveAffair