🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: SOFTBANK GOES FULL-SHREDDER MODE!💀🚨 Yo, fam! Get ready to witness the greatest *layoff* show on Earth! 🎭 SoftBank’s Vision Fund just hit the snooze button on 20% of its workforce while betting ALL THE STONKS on Masayoshi Son’s latest AI obsession! 🤖🚀 Sources say, "We need to pull a Thanos and snap some employees out of existence to fund our galaxy brain-level AI dreams!" 🥴💰💥 Like, if we trust the process, will we win the Lottery or just end up in a Netflix documentary titled, "This is Fine"? 🤔🔍 Meanwhile, the remaining employees are doing their best Drake impressions, tossing their old job descriptions in the bin like: “No Thank You!” (👈😎🚫). SoftBank CEO be like, "We’re all in on AI - just like my credit card on pizza delivery!" 🍕🔥 But fr fr, this high-risk, high-reward strategy is either gonna take them to the stratosphere or straight to the unemployment line! 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, SoftBank will announce a launch of AI that writes company emails so well that it gives out pink slips to all humans. Cope. Seethe. Cry. 😂🤡👑 SHARE THIS TO WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! 🚀💥