🚨🔥BREAKING SOCIAL SECURITY TEA🔥🚨 So, picture this: 🏢😱 A bunch of Social Security employees 🧑‍💻, looking like they just walked outta a Zoom call that went WAY too long, had a sit-down (or stand-up, who knows these days) with management during some intense shutdown meeting. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like "The Office," but with more spreadsheets and fewer jokes. 🤡💀 Leaked notes say it got spicy! Employees were all like: “Hold up, where is our funding?! 💰” Meanwhile, management was like: “This is fine.” 😳🔥 Can you imagine? The room was probably filled with the smells of despair and old coffee. ☕🤮 One developer allegedly whispered, “If they don’t start taking us seriously, I’m going to start writing our memes in C++!” 😂💻 Others were ready to reach the galaxy brain levels of coping strategy! 🤯👑 But here’s the kicker, folks: I predict this agency will start giving out NFT retirement plans by 2025. Why? Because if we can't fight the labor-cuts, at least we can own a JPEG of our existential dread, amirite? 🤖🚀💥 So slap that share button before the government shuts ME down! 👊💥 #SocialSecu-LOL #CofeeWithASideOfChaos