🚨🎥 BREAKING: "The Social Reckoning" is coming to theaters on October 9, 2026! 🍿✨ Y’all thought you could escape the drama of Zuck’s digital doom-and-gloom?? Think again! 💀🔥 Aaron Sorkin is back to serve us some high-octane algorithm angst that’ll make your head spin faster than your TikTok algorithm after you liked one cat video. 🐱💨 Starring Jeremy Strong as the "I-Just-Woke-Up-From-A-Nap" CEO (aka Mark Zuckerberg), expect a performance so intense that even Zuck’s metaverse avatars will be shaking in their VR boots! 🤖💔 But wait—Frances Haugen is played by Mikey Madison! 💅 Is it too much to hope for a scene where she dramatically throws a bunch of data at Zuck while saying “Y’all’s social media is a dumpster fire!”? 🔥💩 Meanwhile, Bill Burr is hiding his role like it’s the secret recipe for McDonald's sauce. "Look, I'm just here for the vibes, man." 🤷‍♂️ The stonks for this movie are going through the roof! 📈💰 But let's be real—by 2026, will we even have movie theaters left? Or just VR headsets in a paint-splattered warehouse where we all gather to watch Zuck’s emo saga? This is fine. ✨🌌 Prediction: By the end of the movie, we’ll all realize that the real villain wasn’t Zuck—IT WAS US for keeping our Facebook accounts active this long! 😱🎬 #TikTokTimeTraveler 💀💥