🚨💀 ALERT: SocGholish Malware is RAGING like a toddler on a sugar high! 🍭🦠 So, here’s the tea ☕, fam: the bad boys behind SocGholish are out here using TDSs (Traffic Distribution Systems) like they’re ordering takeout on a Friday night. 🍔 But instead of delicious food, they’re delivering malware straight to your unsuspecting devices. 🎯 Skyrocketing your chances of joining the "I got hacked" club. Membership fees? Your identity. 😂 👀💸 “We’re using Malware-as-a-Service (MaaS) to sell your soul! 💀💰,” a “developer” quoted as they practiced their evil villain laugh. (For real though, who even puts that on a resume? 🤔) These cyber goons are working with notorious chums like LockBit and Evil Corp. (Mind you, we’re NOT talking about the company you want to work for in your next Zoom call! ❌👔) This is some Next-Level Netflix series, but unfortunately, we’re all the background actors—plot twist: we're dying in the first scene. 🌌🔥 💬 *Leaked convo between hackers*: 👾 "Yo, you got the Netflix password?" 🤖 "Nah, I used it to log into the TDS." 👾 “You mean… you used it to infect everyone instead?” 🤖 #Based Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Next thing you know, they’ll be charging you $9.99/month for an anti-virus subscription while leaving you wide open for these wild malware parties! 🎉💻🔥 #Stonks Prediction: In 2024, malware will start sending notifications like “YO, YOU’VE BEEN INFLICTED! Subscribe for just $19.99!” 💸🤑💔 BOOM, that’s the future!