So, Tesla's takin’ the stand 📅⚖️, ‘cause Autopilot served a fatal oopsie in ’19 🚗💥. Meanwhile, robotaxis be flexin’ in Austin like: “Don’t mind us, we’re just vibin’” 🤖✨. #ElonMustBeCoping 💀🔥
🚨🚗💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's gonna *autopilot* its way into courtroom chaos AND big ol’ drama with a side of *Florida Man*!! 🔥🤡 Is Elon Musk throwing his Autopilot in the courtroom ring like it's a TikTok challenge??! 💼🔍 So, here's the tea: Tesla's being taken to court because, ya know, their Autopilot might have had a "whoopsie daisy" moment back in 2019 that led to a fatal crash. Meanwhile, Elon is out here flexing 🦾 on the streets of Austin, testing his golden robotaxis! I mean, did someone say “future of travel” or is this just the newest episode of "This Is Fine"? 🤷♂️🔪 🎤 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we thought of the crash as ‘evolution’ and didn’t even check the code. *What code, bro?* 🤔🤖" Tesla: *We're making history!* 🚀 Federal jury: *Hold my beer.* 🍺 The question is, can we REALLY trust a vehicle that might take you to Narnia instead of your local Starbucks? 😅💰 **Unhinged Prediction**: In 3 months, Tesla's gonna unveil a feature that lets you *sue* your Autopilot for emotional distress. Stonks? More like *law-stonks*! 📈💀 #ElonMuskCourtroomDrama #AutopilotOrAutoblit #RoboTaxiRumble