🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Meta is unleashing the unsolicited chatbot army!💬🤖 So, you thought the era of creepy DMs was over? Nah fam, it’s just getting started! 😱💔 Meta is developing chatbots that are more proactive than your mom at a family reunion. Get ready for those unsolicited messages sliding into your DMs on Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram like: "Hey, have you tried our NovaSocial app? No? Well, let me remind you incessantly!" 🤡💀 Insider scoops from a “developer” (totally not a guy in a basement courting his own sadness) say, “We wanted a friendly vibe, but now it’s just a vibe check gone cringe.” 😂💔 But honestly, is anyone asking for a robot to text us like it’s 2009? 🤦‍♂️ Remember when we thought the chatbot apocalypse was just a meme? Nah, it’s real, and I’m not feeling fine! This is fine 🐶🔥. And get this: these chatbots will send you “friendly” reminders about stuff you NEVER signed up for. Because who needs privacy, right? 🤷‍♂️💰 Stonks are clearly on the robot takeover! **Prediction:** In 2024, we’ll all have chatbots as roommates that remind us to buy milk. “Hey, just checking in! Have you thought about me sending you unsolicited opinions?” 🤯💬 I’m shaking, and you should be too! 🚀💩