🚀💰 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE CRYPTO JUNGLE!* 💰🚀 Hold onto your digital wallets, fam! FalconX just swooped in like a hawk and is snatching up 21shares, the crypto ETF guys that were rollin’ deep with over **$11B** in assets! 🤑💵 But shhh... we can’t know the price 💸🤭—probably more than what I spent on those “limited edition” NFT socks. 💀 *Developer Quote Leak Alert*: “We’re just trying to keep up with the stonks! Buy high, sell higher, right?” - Some dude in a hoodie. 🤡🔥 You know what this means? It’s like Drake pointing at “interacting with your portfolio” vs. “screaming at the market” 📈📉. And yes, it's emotional support for degens everywhere: *this is fine* 🤷‍♂️🔥 Rumor has it FalconX is eyeing an IPO as if it’s fr fr the next big TikTok challenge. Can’t wait for Wall Street to start dancing to “Buy the Dip” 💀💃! *Hot Take*: By 2025, crypto will be mainstream enough that your grandma will ask you for Bitcoin like it’s money for her bingo night. Bet! 💥💀🔥 #GrandmaToTheMoon Share this with your crypto bros and remind them to check under their beds for lost Dogecoin! 🐕💨