🚨BREAKING NEWS: SNOWFLAKE DISCOVERS HOW TO THROW SPAGHETTI AT THE WALL AND SEE WHAT STICKS! 🍝💥 In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except maybe every data analyst ever), Snowflake Inc. has finally realized that AI is like the secret sauce on a pizza 🍕—it’ll make whatever average marketing strategy you have taste like visions from the marketing gods. 🙌💫 Denise Persson, CMO and possible wizard 🧙‍♀️ of Snowflake, claims her team has started to sprinkle some AI magic dust on their campaigns! “Yeah, bro, we’re basically just asking the 'data gods' for favors now,” she said (totally didn't say that, but 🤷‍♂️). This leads to hyper-personalized targeted ads, which, let’s be real, kinda gives off major stalker vibes. 🕵️‍♂️💔 "Data strategy? More like DATA STRATEGY ON STEROIDS!" 💪🚀 said an imaginary developer... or was it a random cat I saw on the internet? Anyway, they should use this strategy for their *next* HR fiasco instead. 😂 So, prepare your wallets, fam! Snowflake is about to go full galaxy brain 🧠✨ and take the marketing world by storm... or should I say snowstorm? ❄️🔥 🚨 HOT TAKE: In five years, your fridge will send you personalized ice cream ads based on *how sad you look* at 3 AM. You heard it here first! 💰💀 #Stonks #Datacry 🍦💔