🎉🌨️📰 BREAKING: Snowflake’s stock just hit the moon! 🌕💰 Like, we’re talking *stonks* on steroids, fam. It’s like a Cloud 9 of earnings. ☁️✨ They reported earnings of 35 CENTS! Meanwhile, Wall Street threw a tantrum because they were expecting a lowly 27 cents. LOL, imagine seething so hard that you’re not awake to see it coming! 😂🔥 But for real, Snowflake is over here doing the *Drake Pointing* meme like, “Not my problem, losers!” while investors are vibing at the *AI momentum party* like it’s 1999 and all the cool kids are showing up. 🤖🎉 💬 “Yo, I’m just here trying to out-calculate a freaking supercomputer,” said an imaginary Snowflake dev. “If they give me a raise, I can make the next Excel just cry.” 👶💻 But let’s be honest, we all know AI is just a fancy way of saying computers doing stuff while we keep watching TikToks 🌀. So what’s going to happen next? 📉🔥💥 Here’s my hot take: **In exactly 3 months, Snowflake will be acquired by a send-your-dogs-to-space startup in a package deal of memes and cosmic dust.** 🚀💀 Spicy prediction? You bet! 🍿🤯 #InvestAtYourOwnRisk