🌨️🌬️ Hold the snowflakes! 💀💰 Snowflake just dropped its not-so-hyped AI tools for financial services, and you know what that means? Time to make our money-hungry friends feel fancy! 🌟🤖 Enter "Cortex AI for Financial Services"—basically a hodgepodge of algorithms that'll hopefully stop your bank from sending you 20 notifications about your negative balance. 🤡💸 Imagine the banks crying over their spreadsheets because they finally have AI to help them realize they can’t just charge you for breathing! 😂💀 Buckle up, because they’re introducing the Model Context Protocol Server (or whatever it is they made up to sound smart). Is this a secret code name for “We want your data, please?” 🤔🔑 It’s currently in public preview, which basically means they’re inviting the public to play test their not-yet-finished toys. 🚀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just wanted to help banks realize their data is literally just them throwing money away, no cap.” 🤳🤷‍♂️ But fr fr, we’re all just waiting for the moment when this “AI” can finally be trusted to handle *our* finances. Until then, it’s just another “This is fine” meme waiting to happen. 🔥💀 🔮 Prediction: In 5 years, your bank will have an AI that can judge your purchases and roast you harder than your friends do when you say, “it was on sale!” Based or cringe? You decide! 🥵💸👀