🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: SNL Season 51 is packing up the cast like it’s a summer camp at the end of July! 🎭💼💨 Heidi Gardner and Michael Longfellow are LEAVING the show faster than your ex leaving after you tell them you like pineapple on pizza 🍕💔. But wait, there’s more! They’re not just taking their punchlines; they’re taking our hearts with them! 😭💔✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought they were just going to get replaced by AI-generated comedy, but turns out they just needed to find themselves. Cope. Seethe.” 🤖💀 What’s next? A weekend without SNL? 🤨 The world isn’t ready for that level of cringe. We’re talking “this is fine” levels of chaos! 🔥💩💔 Meanwhile, Lorne Michaels is probably out there like the Drake meme—pointing at new talent like, “Y’all are next! 🤩🚀”. Prediction time: in a shocking twist of events, every cast member leaves to form a new sitcom called “SNL: Season 52, the Revenge” where they JUST roast Lorne the entire time. 📺🔥 We’re calling it now, it’s gonna be STONKS-level hilarious! 💰💥 Share this with your bestie or you’re missing out on pure comedy gold! 💎✨