BREAKING: SNL Season 51 just dropped a cold open that’s MORE chaotic than a cat on a Roomba! 🔥😹 Forget your boring news—SNL is out here roasting Pete Hegseth like a marshmallow over a bonfire! 🔥🔥 In this wild sketch, our military meeting looks less like boot camp and more like a toddler’s playdate after too much soda! 💥💥 Pete H. was serving up cringe-worthy moments while the sketch writers were serving up BURNERS, like Drake pointing at a better life and saying “not this!” 👈✨ Meanwhile, Uncle Donnie is sitting in the corner, clutching a “Make Military Meetings Fun Again” sign, but we know he’s just praying for the next golf outing. 😅⛳️ Imagine a developer, like “Dave in Marketing,” saying “We’re trying to build back better, but can we just get a ‘This Is Fine’ dog in the room?” 🐶🔥💀 SNL continues to expose military meetings for what they REALLY are: a tragic sitcom vibe! 📺💔 So what’s next? A sequel called “Preposterous in Uniform”? 🤖💰 PREDICTION: In the season finale, SNL drops a skit where the Pentagon decides to hire TikTok influencers for recruitment. “Tactical TikTok” fam, what do you think? 🤯💃 #ThirstyForViews