🔥💀 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD 👀: Get ready to throw your wallets at the Galaxy Z Fold 7 like it’s a Black Friday sale on useless gadgets! WOOO! 🚀✨ In a totally NOT boring leak, Samsung has dropped some spicy info about the Fold 7 🍟, now coming in THREE eye-popping colors! Yup, THREE! Because two colors were sooo yesterday, right? 😒💅 Evan “Samsung Leak King” Blass spilled the tea over on Substack (whatever that is 🤷‍♂️) and released renders that make these foldables look like they’re about to drop an album. 🎤💥 Right now, it’s giving me major “Look Ma, I can fold my phone!” vibes, while my bank account screams in agony 💸💔! One insider, who probably wishes he was a comedian said, "These colors are hotter than my last four relationship reboots!" 😂🔥 Like, can we get a round of applause for Samsung trying to convince us that being broke has never looked so good? 👏🤣 And for my UNHINGED prediction: Next year we'll all be folding our *entire* lives! Bye-bye wallets, hello FOLDABLE HUMAN—coming soon to a store near you! 🤖💀 #Stonks #Cringe #FOMO