🚀💰🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: SNAP BACK TO STONKS* 🚨💰🚀 Yo, fam! Snap just pulled a *major glow-up* on us, and it’s not just because they finally figured out how to use AI without blowing up your grandma's phone! 💥 Snap stock is soaring like an eagle on *performance-enhancing memes* – a fat 20% jump after announcing a partnership with Perplexity AI, aka the brainiac that’ll probably steal our jobs by 2025! 🤖💀 Thanks to the “answer engine” (sounds fancy, but let me guess, it’s just Google in a party hat?), Snapchat might actually stop being the cringiest app on your phone. I mean, *Drake is pointing* at those earnings like “yaaas, snap’s finally making money” 👀✨. And in a totally “leaked convo” from a random coder, “We just told Perplexity to do their thing, and boom! Now even my cat can send stories that aren’t just pics of her sleeping.” 🐱🔥 But don’t get too comfy, Snap! One more *TikTok dance trend* and you’re back to “This is fine” levels of chaos 🐶🔥. So, brace yourself – in 5 years, Snapchat’s *new feature* will be just filtering our *existential dread*. 🔥 **Prediction**: In a year, we’ll all be sending Snap memories to our future robot overlords who still can’t figure out why we thought “ghost” filters were *chef’s kiss*… 🤡💀 If you’re not already stanning this chaos, are you even living?! Share this, or you might just get left in the TikTok dust! ✨💯 #SnappedIt