🧐🔍 *BREAKING NEWS* heavy on the cringe scaler: Snap is thinking about *actually* raising money for those questionable AR Spectacles that look like they fell out of a 2015 sci-fi movie! 🤡💀 Apparently, they're trying to throw elbows against the Meta Goliath that’s too busy playing Monopoly on their virtual reality playground. 🚀👓 📢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just want people to stop looking at their phones while we spy on them. 😬” So, what’s the move? 🤔 Raise some dollars or spin off the Spectacles like they’re last month’s leftovers? Snap’s got the beef but lacks the dough! It’s like trying to fight Thanos with a rubber band. Stonks? More like stonks that just dropped 50% 🤦‍♂️📉. This is fine, though! If they don’t care about competition, they can just keep selling overpriced glasses that no one asked for. 😂💰💔 Drake might be pointing, but it’s definitely not at Snap 🙅‍♂️. 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: If Evan Spiegel doesn’t drive *this* into the ground, he might just consider #RenamingSpectaclesToSunglasses and relabeling 2024 as “The Year of the Epic Tech Fail”! 💥👀 *Share if you appreciate the chaos, fam!* 😜💥