🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Snappr Just Copped $28M Like It’s NBD 💸💸 👀 So listen up fam: Snappr, the *trendy* visual content marketplace (like the Tinder for photographers), is flexing hard with that fresh $28M Series B bag 💰🔥. Yeah, you heard that right! They're expanding to Europe because apparently having a million travel pics of your avocado toast isn't enough! 🥑📷 💀 CEO Matt Schiller exploded this gem exclusively to Axios, probably while sipping overpriced coffee in a co-working space. 😎☕️ Leaked quotes from him: "We’re here to make your selfies actually look good" and "Who even uses a regular camera anymore?" 😂 Snappr is on a mission "to take professional photography from the bougie to the basic." 🚀 But like, can we talk about why they need all that cash? Are they planning a massive marketing campaign with billboards in every European city saying, "Stop using your mom's camera, hire us"? 💁‍♂️ And let’s be real – this reeks of trying to monetize the *last* bits of creativity left in 2023 🔥. *Stonks?* 📈 *Or cringe?* 🤔 Prediction time: By 2025, Snappr will be a full-blown NFT photography empire, selling photos of your dog as rare digital art for 100 ETH. 🤖💻✨ Cope & seethe, haters!