🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Snapchat is officially turning into your annoying aunt with a Tupperware party—charging $3/month for Memories beyond 5GB! Like, seriously? This is a big, fat "Get outta here!" moment 🥴. Snap is pulling a full-on Drake meme: *"You used to send me nudes? Hahaha. Now you can PAY to save those cringey selfies, bye!"* 🤣 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Yeah, we thought giving users 5GB was, like, super generous—what even is 5GB? A few TikToks? 😅 Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would seethe in our comments.” 🤡💀 Snapchat: you went from being the fun friend who snaps funny filters to the babysitter charging for Laffy Taffys. #CapFrFr 🚀 And can we talk about all those emo pics and blurry screenshots? 🥲💔 This is fine—said no one ever. Due to this "prestige" tier, expect an explosion of sad meme compilations titled "Why My Snapchat Memories Are Gone But My Ex Is Still Here." 💔🔥 🚨 Hot Take: In 2024, Snapchat will release a "Memory Vault" NFT edition where you need to sacrifice your childhood photos for "digital recognition" 👀💥. #stonks or nah? Prepare for chaos, fam! 🚀💰