🚨 BREAKING: Snapchat is BRINGING BACK 2D BITMOJIS for the Pay-T0-Play Sub Squad! 🤑💥 Y’all remember when Bitmoji went full-on CGI monster and we all collectively screamed "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!" 🤡 Well, Snapchat is staging a dramatic comeback like a bad sequel to a movie that should have never been made. NO CAP! 💀💔 So like, if you subscribe to Snapchat Plus (stonk emoji, base price: $2.25/month *pause for laughter*), you can slap on a new “Comic Bitmoji” 🖼️ filter that’s basically a 3D avatar trying to cosplay as a 2D cartoon. It’s like they found a dusty old filter in the back of the virtual closet and thought, "Let’s monetize nostalgia!" 🚀✨ “Honestly, we just wanted more poses for the ‘I’m not impressed’ face,” admitted an imaginary Snapchat dev about the user petition. Spoiler alert: it got 100k signatures because we were all seething at those “ugly and weird” vibes. 🤭 Brace yourself, though! What’s next? 4D Bitmoji where they try to REACH OUT AND HOLD YOUR HAND? 🤯💔 In a future filled with virtual hugs, I predict we’ll be fighting over our avatars like they’re Pokémon. Get ready for Bitmoji battles, fam! 💪🔥 #BitmojiWars #TakeMyMoney