🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Snap, yes the one that made your selfies look like a 7th grader's first watercolor painting, is tryna raise a whopping $1B for its AR glasses division! 💰👓💀 Apparently, they’ve got some “serious” backing from Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund—because what’s cooler than an oil petrodollar fueled startup trying to make you look like an alien? 🤖✨ Imagine this: *Evan Spiegel is sitting with investors, and he’s like*: 👨‍💼💬 "Guys, listen. If we can't get people's faces into AR, we'll just turn them into virtual backgrounds. The dream! 🌌🚀" And the investors are just like 👀: "Stonks?!" 📈💸 But wait, what's this? Snapchat's AR glasses are basically just overpriced cardboard cutouts that let you see your friends’ bad angles in augmented reality! 🤡🔍 #ThisIsFine Let’s not forget the Apple bros watching from the sidelines, sipping their overpriced lattes, like *Drake emoji pointing*: "Not it, fam." 😂 Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, no one will care about AR—except for TikTok creators using them to pretend they’re in a different dimension while they roast your taste in music. So buckle up, because these glasses might just be another meme factory! 💥🔮🔥 #SnapChatPlanFails #ARorNot #FutureIsLit (but not for Snap)