🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Snap and Perplexity just slapped a $400 million price tag on your *dumb* questions! 🤑💀 Yes, you heard that right! In a deal that makes the *Stonks Guy* look like an amateur investor, Snap is welcoming Perplexity's AI search engine straight into your Snap chat. 🚀🔥 🔮 The master plan? Ask AI questions, and it’ll respond like your friend who somehow knows everything – but like, in emoji form, no cap. 🤖✨ Watch out, Google! You're about to be replaced by the 10 seconds of battery left on your phone! 📱💔 💬 In totally leaked quotes from "a guy who totally knows," a developer said, “We thought, why not put AI in an app where people mostly just share food pics and filter their selfies?” 🤡🎨 Pro tip: if your existential crisis can wait until 2026, you might just be ready for that “clear, conversational” future. Spoiler alert: it will still mostly be about puppies and TikTok dances. 🐶💃 So, is this the dawn of Snapchat ruling the AI universe? Or just another cringe fest of “This is Fine” while we all burn in the digital age? 🌌🔥 Honestly, I'm betting on a world where your AI will be giving you relationship advice— *and it might just be better than your friends!* 💔👀 Final hot take: If this works, we’ll all be asking our AI how to Snapchat while we're living in the metaverse…🥴 Get your popcorn ready, fam! 🍿💥