🚨💇‍♀️ BREAKING NEWS: Your hair can now be as fabulous as your favorite TikTok influencer without selling your kidney! 💰💀 Say hello to the Shark FlexStyle 😍—a fancy gadget that promises to turn your bedhead into a stunning salon masterpiece for a measly $279.99 (down from a whopping $399.99—total stonks move, fam! 📉🔥). But hold up! Isn’t “Shark” just a fancy way of saying, “this will bite your wallet?” 🦈💸 I mean, would you really trust a company best known for vacuuming up your pet’s hair to style yours? No cap, I’d rather roll the dice on my grandma’s ancient curling iron! 😬🌀 **"Leaked Developer Quote":** "The Shark FlexStyle is like trying to tame a wild raccoon with a hairdryer—chaotic but somehow entertaining!" 🤖🔥 Is it worth the price of a decent date, or just another cringe tech gimmick? 🤔💔 Fingers crossed the FlexStyle doesn’t end up in the IKEA returns section... 😱⚡️ 🔥🤯 Hot Take: By the end of next year, the FlexStyle will be rebranded as “Shark’s Greatest Hair Fails” in clearance bins everywhere! 🎊💇‍♂️ So get yours while it’s still a “thing!” 👀💥