🚨🤑 LISTEN UP, TECH JUNKIES! 🤑🚨 It’s time to make some questionable financial decisions because Amazon Prime Day is ending today, and the deals are hotter than your ex's DMs!🔥💰💔 You can practically hear Jeff Bezos cackling in joy as you trade your hard-earned cash for a *life-changing* Kindle Paperwhite that's somehow cheaper than your last trip to Starbucks! ☕️📚 This baby’s dropped to $124.99 from $159.99—cheap enough that even a broke college student could justify it! 😱💸 And if you thought the Echo Spot at $44.99 was enough to wake up your dead social life, think again! Just put a bold "Drake Pointing" meme over how many times you’ll ignore Alexa’s calls for help when you’re binge-watching shows on the $34.99 Fire TV Stick 4K Max!📺👀 One Amazon dev was heard saying, “Honestly, if you buy another Echo, we’ll just file huge taxes on your sanity. 🤖💀” Like, fam, that's not how this works! But okay, let's embrace the chaos! Hot take: In 2030, we’re all just gonna be paying Amazon to talk to *their* AI while our IRL friends ghost us! 🥴🤡 #Stonks Share this if you’re ready for the tech dystopia! 🚀✨