🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Human Interest just snagged a jaw-dropping $100M+ to help SMBs finally figure out their retirement plans — like we’ve been waiting all our lives for someone to uncloak the *mysteries* of 401(k)s 😂💀. In a plot twist even Netflix couldn’t script, their valuation soared from a mere $1.3B in 2024 to a whopping $3B! That's more growth than my plants after I give them too much water! 💦🌱 So what’s the dealio, fam? 🕵️‍♂️ These finance wizards apparently realized that businesses hate admin work *more* than they hate Monday mornings. 🙄 Hence, they’re throwing cash like it’s confetti to make retirement planning less of a nightmare and more like a survival game! 🎮💸 Leaked dev quote: “You think managing 401(k)s is easy? Bruh, it’s harder than building a TikTok algorithm!” - The Dev, probably 🤖 Meanwhile, stonks don’t care! 🚀💸 Brace yourselves for the "Human Interest is the new crypto" trend coming soon to a meme near you. 🤡🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, 401(k) platforms will be more sought after than dating apps, and honestly, that’s the real 2028 flex. No cap. 🤯🔥