🚨📱ATTENTION, HUMANITY!📱🚨 Stop scrolling!!! CNET just dropped a spicy poll, and BOY OH BOY it’s as exciting as watching paint dry at 3 AM! 😴💤🔥 So, apparently, we're all collectively using smartphones like they’re overpriced paperweights and laptops like they’re our personal 9-to-5 prison guards 👮‍♂️💻. Stonks are low for how we facilitate our own chaos! 📉💰 The survey says *52%* of you lovely folks are slaving away on your laptops to create documents. But let’s be real, you’re really just Googling GIFs for your work chat because who needs productivity? 🤡🤷‍♂️💫 35% for streaming? Binge-watching with your boss on Zoom, more like! And what about those tablets? They’re basically modern-day coasters, eh? 🥴 "Leaked developer quote": “We just put a bigger screen on a phone so people can pretend to work at Starbucks.” 🤖🍵 Here's my hot take: in 2025, we’re ALL just gonna be using smart fridges to scroll through TikTok while cooking frozen pizza 🍕🤯. Forget laptops and smartphones; it’s time to GET CHILLED with our new eco-tech overlords! So embrace the chaos, meme it out, and may your next Zoom meeting be as glitchy as your Wi-Fi connection! 💀🚀🔥