📱💤 **BREAKING: Smartphone Buyers Are Lowkey Over AI** 😱💥 So, like, apparently people care less about AI than they did last year, and you know what that means? The hype train for the iPhone 17 Air™ just hit a brick wall, fam. 🚂💥 According to a CNET survey (a.k.a. “a survey conducted by actual humans” 🤡), users are tired of phones that are skinnier than they are. No cap, we’re talking about devices that might as well be made of air and dreams. 🥲💨 **Leaked Dev Quote**: “Apple is just trying to make the thinnest phone so it can slide under your couch and never come back. It’s called *The Vanishing iPhone* 🚀💀.” Meanwhile, consumers are like “STAY THIN, but where’s the *real* innovation, bruh?” *Drake Pointing* to: “Better battery life! Better cameras! Or just a phone that doesn’t try to guess my pizza order!” 🍕🤖 This is fine! 😭🔥 But let’s not forget the *stonks* of overpriced upgrades. Remember when we thought AI was gonna change our lives, not just add more filters to our selfies? 🤳💅 **Hot Take**: In 2024, the next big trend will be… flip phone nostalgia! Get ready for the iFlip 5G with *actual* flip capabilities — because who needs AI when you have physical buttons to just *hang up* on that call? 😂📞💔 Get ready for a wild tech revolution—buckle up or flip out! 💃💥