🚨BREAKING: Apple is cooking up something spicier than your grandma's chili! 🌶️🍲 Smart goggles are about to bridge the yawning chasm between the Vision Pro and Apple Glasses that nobody asked for! 🤯👓 Listen, the Vision Pro is selling like hotcakes, but it's like wearing a blender on your face. 🥤🥴 Meanwhile, Apple’s like, “Yeah, we’re just testing the waters while we craft our EPIC (read: overpriced) glasses.” But hold up, TikTok just slid into the DMs, and now we’re getting smart goggles! Is this the intergalactic crossover we didn’t know we needed? 🚀🔥 Leaked developer quote: “We just want to see people wearing our goggles while dancing to ‘Savage Love.’ Is that too much to ask?!” 🤡💀 The only thing these goggles will be seeing is TikTok stunts and your uncle's terrible dance moves. 🤦‍♂️💃 But let’s be real: Are we ready for a world where our glasses can turn our chaotic lives into editable AR TikToks? The stonks are rising, but so is the cringe of 500 million TikTokers trying to flex their “new look” with smart goggles! 😱👀 Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll all be wearing these goggles and reminiscing about the days when we used our RETINA in tech! #BasedOrCringe? 🤔💌