👓💥 HOLD UP! Your eyeballs are about to get a serious upgrade, fam! 🤖🔥 Introducing the *Ally Solos* smart glasses from Envision, and NO, this ain't just another "let's drown in tech" moment. 🤡 These bad boys are like having Iron Man's J.A.R.V.I.S. strapped to your face without the existential crisis! 😳💀 Picture this: you're at a restaurant LOOKING at the menu like, “WTF is a ‘Tempura Prawn Roll’?” 🤨💭 But fear NOT, Ally Solos got your back! With AI so advanced it has its own TikTok account, these glasses read menus for you while judging your life choices! *Chef’s kiss*! 👨‍🍳💋 Rumor has it, during dev meetings, one nerd said, "If these glasses can help you find your ex in a crowd, they get an A+!" 🏆😂 Like, choke on THAT, Google Glass! #NeverForget 🙃 But here’s the REAL tea: what if these glasses also told you to stop scrolling your life away on TikTok? *Absolute chaos mode.* 😱💣 Prediction time: in 2030, we’ll be wearing smart glasses that predict our crush's favorite ice cream flavor based on their last five Insta posts. 🍦💘 GET READY to see your future! 🚀💰 #BigBrainMoves