🚨 ALERT: THE SMART GLASSES PANDEMONIUM HAS BEGUN!! 🤖🕶️🔥 Last month, I was chatting with a homie rockin' these new Meta Ray-Bans and NGL, I thought I was in a sci-fi flick. This dude was scrolling through WhatsApp like it was 3023, using the FORCE (or maybe just his hand idk 🤷‍♂️) to turn Spotify volume like he's DJ Khaled in the booth. Like, WHO even needs a therapist when you have augmented reality? 🤡💔 So, these glasses come with a monocular display – fancy for "one eye's got the *feels* while the other is just vibing." And you know what that means? The perfect accessory for when you wanna look cool but also lost in the virtual void! 💀👁️ As we strolled away from the display, my thought bubble was like: Apple’s about to drop a version and it’s going to be *based* on buying your next mortgage 😂. Just picture it! Siri, but for your face! Forget “Hey Siri” – just say, “Hey, where’s my stonks?” and boom, your glasses go full-on *galaxy brain* mode! 🚀💰 **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE:** “We’re trying to see if we can add a feature that does your laundry, but right now we’re stuck on figuring out how to not look like total dorks.” 😬 **HOT TAKE:** By 2025, people will only communicate through their smart glasses. Get ready for a TikTok dance-off THROUGH YOUR EYES! This is fine... right? 🥴😅