Hold onto your monocles, peeps! 🤓💼💅 Slow Ventures just dropped a *highly-exclusive* “Etiquette Finishing School” for founders who apparently need help figuring out how to NOT look like a potato on Zoom. 🥔🚀💔 #RichPeopleProblems Three hours of learning the *fancy* stuff like handshakes (as if we’re in a Regency-era rom-com), public speaking, and what color napkin goes with the $300 caviar? 👀🍽️ “I'm just here for the networking... and the free mimosas,” one alleged attendee snapped, before disappearing in a puff of *overpriced cologne* and *self-importance*. 🤯✨ I can hear the founder dads now: "Back in my day, we just threw money at our problems!" 💸😤 Meanwhile, the only thing more dead than these social skills is the whimsy of power ties. Imagine Mr. Burns from The Simpsons teaching you how to blend in at a startup mixer. "Ah, yes! The perfect *sipping*-from-the-cup posture!" 🧐😂 Can we cope with this cringe? 🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, these etiquette lessons will be part of your required LinkedIn courses, right beside “How to Cry While Funding. ” *Stonks* but like, the worst kind! Share if you think this is a rich people’s TikTok challenge waiting to happen! 💥🔥 #FancyFounderChallenge