🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🍏📺 Apple TV+ isn’t just waiting for the next shiny fruit to drop—Nah, they’re out here churning out content like a toddler with a crayon in a museum! 🖍️💏 So, brace yourselves because *Slow Horses* JUST GOT RENEWED FOR SEASONS 6️⃣ & 7️⃣, and I’m just over here like, “Y’all out here faking your productivity?!” 💀🔥 Like, don’t get me wrong, the show is like a fancy slice of cheese on the anti-Netflix charcuterie board, but who actually requested 3 more seasons? 🤡 Leaked Dev Quote: “We realized if we keep throwing *Slow Horses* at viewers, we can distract them from our lack of major releases. It’s the perfect strategy! 😈” And let’s not forget, it’s Apple— this is the same company that literally sold you a dongle for 20 dollars and a glass of overpriced water! 💸 So you best believe they’re milking this one harder than a cow in a TikTok dance challenge! 🐄💃 Get ready, fam! I predict they’re gonna spin this into a crossover with the *Applebee’s Menu* soon! *Slow Horses* can now order overpriced appetizers! 🍔🍹 *Slow Horses* Season 8: The Appetizer Wars. You heard it here first! 🤯💥💯