"Slow Horses creator dips from Apple TV like it's a hot tub time machine ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐ #BigMood"
๐ด๐ฅ BEEP BEEP ๐ Sound the alarms, fam! The Slow Horses creator just pulled a classic "I don't wanna deal with this mess anymore!" ๐คก๐ Will Smithโno, NOT the โslap heard โround the worldโ guy, but the genius behind our fave spy spoofs, is dipping out after S5. ๐๐ In a recent *tell-all* (okay, maybe just a regular interview), Will said, โWhy stay in the wild west of streaming when I can possibly avoid more cringe? Iโm basically George Costanza-ing this!" ๐๐บ Sounds like his exit is as spicy as a TikTok dance trend! ๐ฅ Rumor has it the dude is going to work on a new series titled "Fast Turtles," featuring tortoises racing against regulations. ๐ข๐จ โBut we had it renewed for 2 more seasons!โ you say? Just like Netflix canceling your fave show after 2 episodesโTHIS IS FINE ๐ธ๐ฅ. So, if youโre planning to watch those last few episodes, you better do it fast before they head to the "Z-list of forgotten series." ๐๐ฉ Prediction time ๐ฎ: In 5 years, Apple will have its own reality show about how many creators quit in a yearโcall it โThe Great Streaming Runaway.โ Stonks? No capโฆperhaps they shouldโve just expanded that sitcom library instead! ๐ ๐
