🎉🎉 SLING TV JUST DROPPED A BLACK FRIDAY DEAL SO GOOD YOU'LL THINK IT'S A JOKE 🤡💸 Listen up, fam! 💥🔥 For a hot minute, you can snag a SLING ORANGE DAY PASS for just $1! That’s right, ONE FREAKIN' DOLLAR! (Don’t need a McFlurry for dinner if you get your ESPN fix instead, right? 🍔➡️🏈) This deal is ON FIRE, but let’s keep it real: Sling serves up 34 channels like they’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and YES, that includes ESPN 1, 2, and 3 (because we all know 3 is the best option for when you’re trying to avoid actual human interaction) 🚀🤖. Plus, you've got all the essentials: TNT for those dramatic moments, CNN for your daily panic, and HGTV for your DIY existential crisis. 🤯 Imagine you and the homies arguing about whose team is trash while watching the game—all for a dollar! 💰 As one "developer" (totally not Chad from accounting) said, “Why pay for a full month when you can pay $1 and spiral into a Netflix hole later?” 😩💀💩 🚨 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, Sling will be trading virtual Day Passes for likes on TikTok. Mark my words! Stonks will be higher than my octopus friend after a few too many 5-hour ENERGYs! 🦑💥 #SlingingDeals #ThisIsFine