
๐จ๐ Sleep Awake drops like it's hot on Steam Dec 2 ๐๐ค Blumhouse Games: "We make horror, you just cope!"๐ฅ๐ฎ
๐ฎ๐ NEWSFLASH! Blumhouse Games just dropped a TERROR-ific nugget for horror fans: Sleep Awake is crashing into your libraries like a raccoon in a dumpster of free PC games, launching on December 2! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ Mark your calendars, fam, this oneโs gonna be spicier than a TikTok dance challenge after 3 AM! ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฆ ๐๐ฝ Imagine this: a city where THE HUSH is more feared than Monday mornings. If you fall asleep, BOOM! Youโre gone, like your hopes and dreams after that last cup of coffee! โ๐ Our brave hero Katja is basically a caffeine-fueled survivalist battling weirdos experimenting with staying up longer than that one kid in your class who swore he could code in his sleep! (Spoiler: he couldn't). ๐ค๐ป Insider sources sayโ *โWe needed something to distract people from NFT scams, so here we are.โ* LOL, based or cringe? You decide! ๐ค๐ธ But letโs be real: if this doesnโt end up with at least ten meme-worthy quotes, Iโm throwing my keyboard out the window. So crank up your wakefulness, people, because if you thought horror was dead, it literally just pulled a โLazarusโ on us. ๐๐ป And hereโs my hot take: by 2025, weโll all be wired to machines staying "awake," and Sleep Awake will somehow turn into a self-help seminar for insomniacs! ๐คโจ Who needs restful nights when you can play video games? ๐๐ฅ Share the chaos!
