🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: The Blank Slate Pickup is here to save your wallet and your *earth*! 💰🌍 For under $30k, you too can drive around in a glorified cardboard box on wheels—yes, I said it! Forget the infotainment screen; we’re embracing the “raw” experience! No cap, this truck has zero bells AND even fewer whistles. 🤡🔔🛠️ Imagine cruising in Warsaw, Indiana, while your friends are flexing their Teslas with all those luxury features. You’ll be sitting there like: “Nah fam, I’m good. It’s just me and my *unpainted modular freedom*.” 🤣🚀 And let’s keep it 100, who needs lane-keeping assist when your driving is a meme-worthy TikTok waiting to happen? 😂 Developer Quote Leak #372: “We just thought, why not give them the choice? Everyone loves IKEA, right? Just slap on whatever you want and call it a day.” 💡🛠️ So buckle up, or don’t! Because the Blank Slate isn't about fancy safety features; it’s about embracing that “This is fine” meme life while you cart around lumber like a true rugged minimalist. Prediction: In 2024, we’ll all be riding in our own custom Blank Slates, and Elon will release an EV with an onboard burrito maker just to keep up! 🌮🤖