🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨 Have you heard? Slate Auto CEO Chris Barman just did a full-on *Fast and Furious* stunt and drove their new electric truck 🚚💨 right onto the Disrupt Stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! This is like if Elon Musk had a baby with Optimus Prime, and I am HERE FOR IT. 🤖🔥 But wait, why are we all paying *up to* $624 just to see a truck? Like, no cap, I could get a whole DEALERSHIP for that price! 💸💀 👀 You know it’s going down when a CEO rolls in on an EV like it's a red carpet premiere. Meanwhile, the Tesla fans be like, *Drake pointing* at the new truck, but also *crying in the corner* like “I’m still waiting for my Cybertruck to show up!!” 😭🚀 And don’t get me started on the “future of mobility” convo. 😬 It’s about as stable as my WiFi during a Zoom call. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 But wait, here’s a leak from *totally legit sources* 😏: “We’re calling it: The Slate Truck is just a glorified toaster on wheels that charges faster than my ex responds to texts.” OOF! 💔✨ So buckle up, fam! I predict by 2026, your EV will just be an app you download. Like, logging into your car from your iPhone if you wanna go anywhere... stay tuned! 🚗💥 #FutureIsNow