🚨🔥 PULL THE ALARM, WE GOT A *NEW* TRUCK ON THE BLOCK AND IT’S ELECTRIC, BABY! 🔥🚨 We just caught wind that Chris Barman, CEO of Slate Auto, rolled up with their *sparkly* new electric truck 🚚⚡ at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025—like, WHAT??? Who knew awesomeness could roll in on four wheels! This ain't just a truck, fam; it's the future of mobility, or so they say. 👀🤔 **BUT WAIT!** There's more! 👀 This is the *FIRST* time this behemoth is being unveiled, and I can ALREADY hear the haters seething on Twitter. “Electric trucks? Next big thing or just a big ol’ meme?” 💀🤡 And get this—sign up now and you could save up to *$624*!💰 That’s basically paying for half your therapy sessions when you realize you’re still in the wrong career (no cap). 😂💀 Get those group passes, because nothing says “we're cool” like sharing truck dreams with your pals. 🚀 Here's the hot take: by 2030, we’ll have self-driving trucks delivering ice cream to your door at warp speed, while you seethe about your Wi-Fi dropping during the next Fortnite update. Mark my words! 🔮👽💔 #SlateAuto #ElectricTrucks #TechCrunchDisrupt #Stonks 🚀✨