🚨BREAKING: BEZOS' NEXT BIG GAMBLE 🚗💸 - *And it's not just going to space this time, fam!* So, buckle up, cause Slate Auto zoomed onto the EV scene in April 2025 like a raccoon on Red Bull. Highlights? It’s got more backers than a Kardashian skincare line - including *the* man himself, Jeff “I just want to buy a planet” Bezos. 🤪🌌 🚀 **Timeline of *Absolute Chaos***: - **April 2025**: Slate Auto drops like your mom’s 90s mixtape — BOOM. The world wasn't ready, but who cares? We’re all just trying to survive the current tech dystopia, right? ☠️ - **“Everything you need to know”**: This EV is cleaner than your browser history after a bad Tinder date - eco-friendly and all that jazz! 🌱 But, like, have you seen Elon slipping memes on Twitter while he keeps trying to colonize Mars? 😤 It's like he’s the Drake of the tech world — halfway decent music, but EVs? Nah *fam*! 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just wanted to make a car that doesn’t look like a potato on wheels." - Slack channel vibes, not at all cringe #BlameJeff. 🔥 But real talk, if Slate Auto doesn’t throw in a solar-powered espresso machine, are they even *valid*? Predicting here: by 2030, all cars will just drive themselves while tweeting existential quotes. 💀💥 Share this before the EVs start self-driving us into oblivion! 🤖💥