🚨 BREAKING: SLACK DRUNK ON AI JUICE 🌌🤖💥 So, Salesforce finally chugged some NyQuil and decided to wake Slack from its cringe-induced slumber. 💀😴 They just dropped a bombshell saying, “Hey, let’s make Slack the AI party central!” and nobody asked for it. Like, fr fr, who at Salesforce woke up and decided we need more context-aware apps instead of just trying to figure out if we left the last Zoom meeting on mute? 😵‍💫🔇 Check this out: they now have a reaaal-time AP-What? Application Programming Interface! Because we all know developers just can’t get enough of the *pure chaos* that is context switching. 🥴💻 And there’s a Model Context Protocol server in there too, whatever that even means—sounds like a fancy way to avoid doing your actual job. 🤡 Leaked dev quote: "Why work on performance when you can slap AI on everything and call it innovation? 🤷‍♂️ #stonks" But let’s be honest—if Slack really wants to hype this up, I expect GPT-3 to drop spicy memes in every channel like it’s a damn TikTok trend. 🚀🔥 🌈🔥 Unhinged prediction: Next week, Slack will announce they’ve created an AI that delivers your daily cringe report via animated GIF! Who's betting on me? 🙌💰🤯