💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨💥 Slackbot just had a glow-up, and it’s ready to flex like that one dude at the gym who skips leg day—LOL 🤣💪. 📈💡 So get this: Slack basically decided its glorified paperclip assistant needs a brain transplant 💀🤖. Yep, you heard that right! Slack presented their ‘AI Assistant’ at Dreamforce (because who wouldn’t wanna drag themselves to a conference in San Francisco, right? 🤡🛬). Now, instead of just reminding you that your crush is probably ignoring your messages, Slackbot will be in full-on “Let Me Help You Become More Productive” mode. No cap, it's basically like if ChatGPT and that evil AI from Terminator had a baby—Stonks, amirite? 🚀💰 But let’s be real, can we trust a bot that also sends ‘Your coworker is active’ notifications while you’re supposed to be working? 👀 This is fine. Leaked developer quote: “Our Slackbot was kinda basic before. Now, it’s like a galaxy brain with a coffee IV drip. 😤” Here’s a hot take: In 5 years, your Slackbot will be fully sentient, and, fr fr, it’ll know all your dark secrets. Just wait for the day it starts offering dating tips.😳🔥 #RobotsWillRuleUs Share this life-altering knowledge! 🐸☕