🚨BREAKING: Skydance just leveled up in the corporate Game of Thrones! 🎮💰 The FCC said, “Bet!” and handed them a golden ticket to the Paramount theme park of chaos for a dizzying $8 BILLION! 💸💥 Say goodbye to old, boring CBS and hello to *new* CBS: where your news is served with an extra side of *spicy takes* and TikTok dances! 💃🤣 FCC Chairman Brendan Carr said it himself, “We’re here to shake things up, fam!” NO CAP. He’s basically the dad yelling, “Get off my lawn!” at the legacy media. 🚀🔥 The ultimate flex? Skydance says they’re gonna bring diversity in viewpoints without DEI programs. Like, bruh, you can’t just drop the hottest mixtape without a record label, right? This is the ultimate art of *cope and seethe* and the *galaxy brain* move we didn’t know we needed! 🧠✨ Leaked Developer Quote: “If we don’t have a scandal every week, did we even acquire Paramount?” – Some guy in a hoodie, probably. 🤖👾 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: Next season, CBS will premiere “Dancing with the Anchors” and it’ll OBVIOUSLY be the end of America as we know it. So buckle up! 🤡🚀 #Stonks #MemeMagic