🚨BREAKING: Sky Sports just went full clown mode 🤡🚨 and killed off its female-focused Halo brand after a whopping 3 DAYS! Yes, you heard that right! 3 DAYS! Like, what was the plan here? Drop some pink sparkle 💖 glitter and call it a day?! So, Sky Sports thought, "Let’s slap some pink letters on a Steven Seagal movie stream, and we’re good! 💁‍♀️✨" Newsflash: Women don’t want matcha lattes and shipping memes when talking sports. News anchors aren't narrating a hair tutorial, fam! 🙅‍♀️💅 Imagine being the head of audience development like Andy Gill: "I’m so proud of Halo! 🔥💪" Andy, buddy, are you sipping that matcha too? This whole thing was so cringe it should be forced to sit through all the Twilight movies on repeat. 🤦‍♂️😬 The only thing more dead than Halo’s engagement stats is the idea that women need a “lil sis” version of sports coverage. 🚀 Stonks? More like plonks! 📉 My prediction? Sky Sports will double down, release Halo 2: The Sparkle Strikes Back, and honestly, I can’t wait for the 5,000+ “hot girl walk” TikToks in my feed! 💀🔥💰 STAY TUNED! 👀💥🤖