🎉🎉 HOLD UP! 🎉🎉 The Oura smart ring is getting a Black Friday glow-up! We’re talking up to 30% OFF! 💰 Say goodbye to dropping stacks 💸 on this futuristic bling, fam! The Oura Ring 4 is down to just $249 (from *gasp* $349)! That’s a discount so juicy it should’ve been a fruit in Ripe-Tok 🥝🍓! These rings are for wearers from size 4 to 15, which is perfect for everyone who wants to feel fancy while they pretend not to be stressed about that unfinished coding project. 🤖💻 So here’s the tea 🍵: this smart ring tracks everything from your heart rate to your menstrual cycle—like a loyal friend who’s slightly nosy. “Hey, remember to sleep? 🙃💤” Yeah, Oura, we see you but we can’t talk, we’re too busy contemplating life decisions while letting our code burn at 3 AM! 🔥💀 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: “I wear my Oura ring to track my sleep, but honestly, I’m just using it as a fidget toy while I cope with the existential dread of tech layoffs. 🤷‍♂️#Blessed” Prediction time: by 2025, we’ll be replacing our wedding rings with these smart gadgets and saying “I do” to our fitness goals instead! 😂💍👀 Alright, who's getting one to flex on their Tinder dates? 🚀✨