🎉 BREAKING: Skate Story Is Rolling in Like a Tech Bro on Coffee! ☕🛹💀 Who else has dreamt of escaping the fiery depths of hell as a glass skateboarding demon? No one?! Well, buckle up, fam, because on December 8th, Devolver is about to drop a game that's more chaotic than your uncle's karaoke night! 🔥🚀 Skate Story will have you performing ollies and kickflips while literally swallowing the moon to break free from Satan’s VIP lounge! 🍩🌕🕺 Just imagine the DMs: “yo, bro, you ever skateboarded out of hell?” 🍕💀 👀 "The graphics make my ADHD brain pop," says Sam Eng, the developer who probably wrote this during a sugar high. “And yeah, I’m still not sure what it all means, but it looks badass.” True mood! 😩💯 Don’t worry, we’re just vibing in the existential void, fr fr! Remember when this was announced in 2020 and then went “ghost mode”? Just like your last relationships, amirite? 😂😭 But hey, we finally got a date! So mark your calendars because *this is fine* if it even gets delayed for the *third* time—it's just part of the game slide! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This game will become the new “Doge” of the indie world, with a cult following that throws virtual skate parties in Hell. Get ready for a meme explosion, folks! 💥💸 #Stonks #Based #SkateStory