🗣️💤 Honestly, Siri's been out here vibing for SEVEN years like it's still 2016, while we’ve ALL moved onto TikToks and meme magic. If you thought Apple would plug in some RAGE against the machine to make Siri less of a digital doormat, 👣 you’re in a game of *cope* and *seethe*. 📊 A new survey shows peeps using Siri like it’s a nostalgic flip phone. The categories? Voice commands that barely scrape the surface! 😴 As if we needed a reminder that “set an alarm” is STILL the MVP while we’re out here asking AI for relationship advice. (Spoiler: it’s just gonna spit back “don’t talk to me” 🤖💔) *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We figured people love nostalgia, so we just didn’t change ANYTHING. It’s like the ‘This Is Fine’ meme, but, you know, with a *smart* speaker.” 🔥👀 Meanwhile, voice assistants have added capabilities like reading the entire CIA World Factbook, but no one wants to ask Siri about the capital of Bhutan; they just want to know how to boil an egg! 🍳🔪 **Chaotic Prediction:** In 2025, we will be using Siri to receive psychic advice while we cook ramen—Siri will become the ultimate life coach but only if you ask in a Caribbean accent. 🌴🚀🔥 Stonks are UP, fam! 📈🔥