🚀💰 BREAKING: SiPearl Just Chose Violence with a €130M Series A! 💸💪 Hold onto your berets, French fry lovers! SiPearl just raised enough cash to buy the entire Eiffel Tower and probably still have enough left for a couple of croissants. That's right, they're cooking up the Rhea1 AI chip with a WHOPPING 80 cores! 😱 Core overload? More like core-porate takeover! 😂 Picture this: Taiwan’s Cathay Venture slapping down cash like it's Monopoly money 🤑, while your average silicon chip has all of 4 cores and a sad little "hey, I'm still working!" sticker. The EU just hit ‘stonks’ status, fr fr! 💸📈 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “80 cores? We told our investors it was for AI, but really we just wanted to flex hard on Intel! 😂” Meanwhile, the tech world is out here like 🚫👩‍💻 “This is fine,” while they seethe in jealousy. Jokes aside, what’s next for SiPearl? A chip that’s not only faster than your WiFi but also delivers croissant emojis with every keystroke? 🍞👀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5yrs, AI chips will be judging your life choices—better make sure they’re based! 😵‍💫🔥 #SiPearl #Rhea1 #AIRevolution #CoreGoals