🚨💸 BREAKING: Singapore's neobanks are losing money FASTER than a kid loses their toy when mom says "time to go!" 😱💀 In a plot twist no one asked for, GXS Bank, MariBank, and Trust Bank just dropped a whopping $278.1M in losses for 2024! 🤡🔥 Yes, that’s right, they outdid themselves in the art of losing money – can we call this a new Olympic sport? 🥇💵 "Hey Eugina, why save with the digital cool kids when you can roll with the oldies?" #BoomerBanking 🤮🚀 Our sources (read: my totally reliable imaginary friend) say a developer at GXS was overheard saying, “We were going for the future, but now it feels like a retro theme park ride. 😬🎢” Meanwhile, MariBank cried, "This is fine!" as their competitors laughed all the way to the bank. Stonks go *down*. 🔻🙃 As the digital banking wars escalate like a meme fight on TikTok, my hot take? 🚀 By 2025, neobanks will evolve into full-on arcade games—where every transaction gives you a chance to win crypto tokens! Get ready for the "Mario Kart of Banking." Because why not turn finance into a game, right? 🏎️💰🤖 #CringeButBased