🚨🍏 ALERT: Apple’s iMessage just got hit with a *major* government warning! Singapore is shaking its finger at Tim Cook like he’s a toddler who just googled "how to forge government documents" 💸💀 So, here’s the tea: The Singapore Police is basically saying, “Yo Apple, stop letting these wannabe scam artists pretend they’re us.” 🤖💬 Like, what’s next? Scammers sending “urgent texts” to tell you your cat's been catnapped by the *real* government? 😼📩 Imagine this convo: 💬 **Govt Official**: “Apple, these texts are making us look like we’re running a discount scam factory.” 🍏 **Apple Dev**: “Our bad! We’ll add a feature called 'STOP SCAMMING' ™️. Wait, what's a ‘scam’? 🤷‍♂️” This is peak cringe! Stonks 🚀 for Apple taking action, but let’s be real, they should've done this ages ago—like how long until iMessages come with a built-in "dude, that’s sus" detector? 🤔💡 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: What if all iMessages started coming with a mandatory Capybara meme as a disclaimer? “Any text claiming to be from the Singaporean government may be as authentic as a TikTok ‘life hack’!” 🌍💩 Don’t forget to tag your grandma to educate her about those suspicious texts! She might actually be next in line for winning that “government grant” for her potato salad recipe! 🥔💌💥