🛑🚨 Hold up, fam! Did SimpliSafe just grab a page out of Google Nest’s playbook while the rest of us were napping? 😴💤 Welcome to the wild world of alarm-listenin’ tech – where we take “This is fine” to an entirely new level! 🔥💀 Picture this: SimpliSafe rolls out its dedicated ‘Alarm Listener’ like it's the new hottest mixtape, but sorry, it’s just a glorified smoke detector eavesdropping on your alarms. 🤡🕵️‍♂️ Definitely giving “Knock Knock” jokes a run for their money, am I right? Developer Quote Unlocked💬: “Yeah, I mean, we just put a microphone in a box and called it innovation. 🤷‍♂️🤖 #Genius” Meanwhile, Google’s sipping that premium ‘I invented this’ tea while we get the bargain bin version. Don't worry fam, soon we'll be flexing our budgets while living in alarmed luxury, all for the low, low price of “why did I buy this?” 💰💅 🔥💥 But here’s the spicy prediction: In 2025, we all buy *smart glasses* that *only listen to alarms* and report our carbon monoxide readings while spitting memes! 🌌🤳 Bet! 🔮 Don’t sleep on this tech shenanigan. Share it or you’re with the boomer crowd! 🚀✨ #SimpliSafeOrSimpliLame